The Hot Sauce Song
to everyone who is either sick of writing grants or four years old, I'd like to dedicate the following:
hot sauce, hot sauce! everything's hotter with hot sauce!
it can make you wheeze, can make you sneeze!
can eat right through the skin on your knees!
the perfect cure for a case of the fleas --
just rub through your hair! -- it's hot sauce!
Thank you! Good night!

I LOVE hot sauce! Especially the chipotle kind. And the kind I bought at the Chinese restauarant in Barkerville where I used to work. Mmm.