Litany on my husband's .... you know ....
Now, you don't really want to read this, do you?
Blue Litany
My bell's tongue, my belltower, my turtlehead
flower -- my dowser, my heartthrob, the bird
in my bower. My acorn, my nest egg, my own
leaning tower-- my wand and my fiddlehead,
my sweet and my sour. My pillar of salt,
my zucchini flower.

banana? cucumber?
You need a really really old translation of Kama Sutra. What is it, yoni? I know the other’s the lotus blossom….
woo hoo!