Thank you, I already have an enormous penis.

I can satisfy three women at once with my bifurcated. Yes.
I have all the mortgages I need.
I have an advanced degree
in check one. I know no one
in Nigeria who might help you, sir,
although I sympathize. My family history
is a dark matter, and I don't want you poking
around my genealogy. I call
before I dig. My phone doesn't ring. I am drugged
to everyone's satisfaction. Thank you,
there is no need to reply.